Breakfast and Lunch

Served 8am – 5pm
Call For Our Lunch & Dinner Specials

Every meal is made fresh to order. Want to know more about the ingredients? Read more.

Served with House Potatoes

Duxelles (We can’t say it either) 8.95
Portobello and Button Mushrooms, Onions, and Shallots simmered down in butter with Swiss and Veloute sauce
add grilled chicken for 2

The Altitude Adjustment 9.50
Ham, Green Pepper, Onions, Scrambled Egg, and Cheddar

Fool’s Gold (Tofooled again) 8.95
Tofu, Broccoli, Green Peppers, Onions, and Mushrooms sauteed with Peanut Sauce

The Lambada (The forbidden dance!) 9.50
Black Olives, Tomatoes, Onions, and Cheddar topped with Salsa, Guacamole and Sour Cream

The Homer (D’oh!) 9.50
Black Olives, Artichokes, Onions, Mushrooms, Spinach, Feta and topped with Sour Cream
Add roasted red pepper for 1.50

Florentine (D’oh!) 9.50
Chicken Breast, Spinach, Mushrooms, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Onions, topped with Veloute Sauce

Breast O’ Pesto 9.50
Marinated Breast of Chicken, Pesto, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Onions and Cheddar

Fahgeddaboudit (Think Brooklyn) 9.50
Crispy Chicken, Spinach, Mushrooms, Onions, Mozzarella, and Crushed Walnuts topped with Marinara and Parmesan

The Foolish Craig 9.95
Bacon, Mushrooms, Roasted Red Pepper, Onion, House Potatoes and topped with Eggs & Salsa

Fresh Fruit Crepe 9.75
Seasonal Fresh Fruit topped with Granola & Yogurt (Sorry, No side)

Sides & Appetizers

House Potatoes or Grits 2.25
Bacon, Sausage, Turkey Sausage 3.50
Veggie Sausage 4.25
Toast 1.50
Fruit Cup 2.95
Fruit Bowl 4.25
Two Crepes with Syrup 3.95

Lg. French Fries 3.00
Small Fries 2.00
Sweet Potato Fries 4.00
Cheesy Fries 3.50
Side Salad 4.25
Spinach Artichoke Dip 6.00
Warm Brie with house-made marmalade 7.00
Chips and Salsa 3.50
Chips, Salsa and house Guacamole 7.00

Three Egg Omelets

All of our omelets are made with Nest Fresh Cage Free Eggs
Served w/ House Potatoes or Grits & Fresh Baked Toast (Wheat, Rye, Baguette or Bread-of-the-Day, Rudi’s Gluten Free (.75)
Egg Whites Available for 1.50

Foolish Heart 8.95
Artichoke Hearts, Tomatos and Swiss

Greek (It’s Zorbalicious) 9.50
Spinach, Black Olives, Walnuts and Feta

The Boulder (We ran out of good names) 9.95
Broccoli, Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Cheddar and choice of Pesto or Salsa

Mexicali Blues 9.50
Black Beans and Cheddar topped with Guacamole, Salsa and Sour Cream

Fool’s Paradise 9.50
Ham, Onions, Mushrooms, Bell Pepper and Cheddar

Eggs Benedict
Velvety Hollandiase, Poached Nest Fresh Cage Free Eggs
English Muffin or Rudi’s Gluten Free (.75)
Served with House Potatoes or Grits

Eggs Benedict 9.75
Choice of Ham, Bacon, Smoked Turkey or Baby Spinach & Tomato

Nova Salmon (lox) Benedict 10.95

Crab Cake Benedict 10.95

Fried Chicken Benedict 10.95 -smothered in hollandaise, pork green chili or sausage gravy

More Breakfast
(It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore)

Two Nest Fresh Cage Free Eggs with Toast & Potatoes 6.50
with Bacon, Sausage, or Turkey Sausage 8.95
with Veggie Sausage 9.50

Tofu Scramble 9.50
Spinach, Mushrooms, Onions and Tomatoes sauteed in Peanut Sauce with or without eggs; served with toast and potatoes or cheesy grits

A Bunch of Hooey 9.50
House Potatoes Scrambled with Mushrooms, Onions, Roasted Red Peppers, Broccoli and Eggs; served with toast
add Bacon, Sausage or pork Green Chili for 1.75

Foolish Huevos 9.50
No Tortillas Here. On a Crepe, Spiced Black Beans, House Potatoes, Veggies, Cheese, topped with two eggs any style and salsa
add Bacon, Sausage or Pork Green Chili for 1.75

Frenchie Toast 6.95
All the Taste, None of the Attitude
Add Hot Strawberries, Hot Pear Apple Marmalade or Fresh Seasonal Fruit for $1.75
Add Nutella for 2.25

Breakfast Burrito 8.95
Eggs and Black Beans Topped with cheddar and smothered in Pork Green Chili served with Potatoes
Add Sausage or Bacon for 1.75

Panfried Salmon & Eggs 10.95
Topped with a dill veloute sauce, with potatoes & toast

Loaded House Potatoes or French Fries 4.50
cheddar and pork green chili or sausage gravy

Bagel with Lox and Cream Cheese 7.00
capers, tomatoes, onions

Bowl of Granola 7.95
With Seasonal Fruit and Yogurt

Bowl of Granola 4.50
With Milk


Served on your choice of Thick Sliced Fresh Bread (Wheat, Rye, Baguette, or Bread of the Day or Rudi’s Gluten Free (.75) with the “Works” – Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Sprouts, Mayo and Mustard (Comes with tortilla chips or pasta salad, or French Fries for $1.25).
Add .85 extra for cheese (Cheddar, Provolone, Pepper Jack, Mozzarella, or Swiss)

Oven Roasted Turkey, Hot Turkey, or Ham – all our deli meats are thinly sliced in-house daily 8.50

Hummus Cucumber – homemade hummus 8.50

Fresh Mozzarella, Tomato & Pesto 8.95

Albacore Tuna with Grapes and Red Onions 8.95

Chicken Salad with Sun-dried Cranberries & Walnuts 8.95

BLT Guacamole – as featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 9.95

Burgers and Hot Sandwiches
served with French Fries

½ lb. Hamburger ~ Certified Angus Beef, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard. Most people say it is the best burger in town 9.95

Santa Fe Burger ~ pepperjack cheese, salsa, guacamole, lettuce, tomato, onion 11.95

Farmer’s Burger ~ cheddar, bacon, grilled onions, bbq sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion 11.95

Bacon Cucumber Bleu Cheese Burger ~ honey dijon, lettuce, tomato, onion, delicious, refreshing 11.95

Hippie Burger ~ jalapenos, fried egg, bacon, thousand island, lettuce, tomato, onion 11.95

½ lb. Buffalo Burger ~ cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard 12.95

Turkey Burger ~ spiced turkey patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard 9.50

Southwest Black Bean Burger ~ house made patty with our fresh guacamole, lettuce, tomato, onion 9.95

Reuben ~ in-house slow braised Corned Beef or Turkey, sauerkraut, thousand island, swiss, grilled house rye 10.25

Cuban Sandwich ~ grilled slow braised pulled pork shoulder, ham, swiss, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo and mustard 10

Grilled Chicken Club ~ house guacamole, bacon, swiss, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey dijon, house wheat bread 10.95

Chicken Caesar Wrap ~ crispy chicken, chopped romaine with our homemade caesar dressing, croutons and parmesan 10.25

Philly Steak Sandwich ~ thinly sliced sirloin, grilled onions, peppers, mushrooms, smoked provolone, house baguette 9.50

Soups & Salads

Huge & Homemade, Served with Freshly Baked Bread
Add grilled chicken breast to any salad for $2
Dressings: Balsamic Vinaigrette, Shallot or House Vinaigrette, Ranch, Bleu Cheese, 1,000 Island

Homemade Soups Small/Large 3.95 / 4.95

Greek Salad 8.95
seasonal greens, tomato, cucumber, feta, kalamata olives, red onions, roasted red peppers, greek vinaigrette

Chef Salad 8.95
Green Salad with Hard-Boiled Egg, Cheddar, and choice of Ham, Turkey, Chicken Salad, Tuna Salad, or Grilled Chicken Breast

Caesar Salad 8.00
Crisp Romaine lettuce tossed with our homemade Caesar dressing topped with fresh grated parmesan cheese
add Chicken for 2.00

Seared Salmon Salad 11.95
Mixed greens with grilled asparagus, tomatoes, and bleu cheese, tossed with shallot vinaigrette

Spinach Bleu Cheese Salad 9.95
Baby spinach, seasonal greens, bacon, walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, bleu cheese, mushrooms, red onion and tomatoes with our house vinaigrette

Crispy Chicken Salad 9.95
Spinach and mixed greens, red onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, topped with crispy chicken tenderloins, bleu cheese and our homemade house vinaigrette

Colossal Combinations
Add 50¢ for BLTG

Half Sandwich and Green Salad 8.95

Sub Caesar or Greek salad for 1.50

Sub Chef, Crispy Chicken Salad or Spinach Bleu Salad for 2

Half Sandwich and Soup 8.95 – Not the Burgers or Hot Sandwiches, Sorry.

Green Salad and Soup 7.95

Full Espresso Bar
Fresh Juices & Sodas