Breakfast and Lunch

Served 8am – 9pm

That’s right! Breakfast all Day!
Call For Our Lunch & Dinner Specials

Every meal is made fresh to order. Want to know more about the ingredients? Read more.

Served with House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits. Sub French Fries for 1.50. Sub a Gluten Free Crepe for 1.50

Duxelles (We can’t say it either) 8.95
Portobello and Button Mushrooms, Onions, and Shallots simmered down in butter with Swiss and Veloute sauce
add Red Bird grilled chicken for 3

The Altitude Adjustment 9.50
Ham, Green Pepper, Onions, Scrambled Egg, and Cheddar

Porktastic Crepe (It’s Sacrilicious) 9.95
Slow Braised Pulled Pork, Bacon, Mushrooms, Onions, Pear Apple Marmalade, Sweet Soy

The Homer (D’oh!) 9.95
Roasted Red Peppers, Black Olives, Artichokes, Onions, Mushrooms, Spinach, Feta and topped with Sour Cream

Florentine (D’oh!) 10
Red Bird Chicken Breast, Spinach, Mushrooms, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Onions, topped with Veloute Sauce

Breast O’ Pesto 10
Red Bird Chicken Breast, Pesto, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Onions and Cheddar

Fahgeddaboudit (Think Brooklyn) 9.50
Crispy Chicken, Spinach, Mushrooms, Onions, Mozzarella, and Crushed Walnuts topped with Marinara and Parmesan

The Foolish Craig 10
Bacon, Mushrooms, Roasted Red Pepper, Onion, House Potatoes and topped with Eggs & Salsa

Fruit Crepe 9.75
Served cold.  Seasonal Fresh Fruit topped with Udi’s Granola & Yogurt (Sorry, No side)

Butter Rum Caramel Crepe Cake 7
As featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives (Sorry, No side)

Hot Strawberry and Nutella Crepe 6.95
Served with Whipped Cream (Sorry, No side)

Whole thing Crepe 7.25
Caramelized Walnuts and Bananas, Nutella, Brown Sugar, Cinnamon. Served with Whipped Cream (Sorry, No side)

Sides & Appetizers

House Potatoes or Cheesy Grits 2.25
Bacon, Sausage, Turkey Sausage 3.95
Veggie Sausage 4.25
Toast 1.50
Fruit Cup 2.95
Fruit Bowl 4.25
Two Crepes with Syrup 4
Biscuits & Sausage Gravy  5

Lg. French Fries 3.00
Small Fries 2.00
Sweet Potato Fries 4.00
Cheesy Fries 3.50
Side Salad 4.25
Spinach Artichoke Dip 6.00
Warm Brie with house-made marmalade 7.00
Chips and Salsa 3.50
Chips, Salsa and house Guacamole 7.00

Three Egg Omelets

All of our omelets are made with Nest Fresh Cage Free Eggs
Served w/ House Potatoes or Grits & Fresh Baked Toast (Wheat, Rye, Baguette or Bread-of-the-Day, sub Gluten Free Bread ($1)
Egg Whites Available for 1.50

Foolish Heart 9
Artichoke Hearts, Tomatos and Swiss

Greek (It’s Zorbalicious) 9.75
Spinach, Black Olives, Walnuts and Feta

The Boulder (We ran out of good names) 9.95
Broccoli, Green Peppers, Onions, Mushrooms, Tomatoes, Cheddar and choice of Pesto or Salsa

Mexicali Blues 9.75
Black Beans and Cheddar topped with Guacamole, Salsa and Sour Cream

Fool’s Paradise 9.75
Ham, Onions, Mushrooms, Bell Pepper and Cheddar

Eggs Benedict
Velvety Hollandiase, Poached Nest Fresh Cage Free Eggs
English Muffin or sub Gluten Free Bread ($1)
Served with House Potatoes or Grits

Eggs Benedict 10
Choice of Bacon, Ham, Turkey or Baby Spinach & Tomato

Nova Salmon (lox) Benedict 11.50
tomato, onion and capers

Crab Cake Benedict 11.50

Fried Chicken Benedict 11 -smothered in hollandaise, pork green chili or sausage gravy

Chorizo Benedict 11 -smothered in pork green chili

More Breakfast
(It’s Not Just For Breakfast Anymore)

Two Nest Fresh Cage Free Eggs with Toast & Potatoes 6.50
with Bacon, Sausage, or Turkey Sausage 8.95
with Veggie Sausage or Chorizo 9.50

Corned Beef Hash  12
In-House Slow Braised Corned Beef, Potatoes, Onions, Green Peppers, Two Eggs, Toast

Tofu Scramble 9.50
Spinach, Mushrooms, Onions and Tomatoes sauteed in Peanut Sauce with or without eggs; served with toast and potatoes or cheesy grits

A Bunch of Hooey 9.50
House Potatoes Scrambled with Mushrooms, Onions, Roasted Red Peppers, Broccoli and Eggs; served with toast
add Bacon, Sausage or pork Green Chili for 1.75 Add Chorizo for 2.25

Foolish Huevos 9.50
No Tortillas Here. On a Crepe, Spiced Black Beans, House Potatoes, Veggies, Cheese, topped with two eggs any style and salsa
add Bacon, Sausage or Pork Green Chili for 1.75 Add Chorizo for 2.25

Frenchie Toast 7.50
All the Taste, None of the Attitude
Add Hot Strawberries, Hot Pear Apple Marmalade or Fresh Seasonal Fruit for $1.75
Add Nutella for 2.25

Breakfast Burrito 8.95
Scrambled Eggs and Spiced Black Beans in a Flour Tortilla, topped with Cheddar and smothered in Pork Green Chili served with Potatoes or Cheesy Grits
Add Sausage or Bacon for 1.75 Add Chorizo for 2.25

Pulled Pork Burrito 11.75
Pulled Pork, Spiced Black Beans in a Flour Tortilla Topped with Cheddar and Guacamole,smothered in Pork Green Chili served with Potatoes or Cheesy Grits

Panfried Salmon & Eggs 12.50
Topped with a Dill Veloute Sauce, with Potatoes or Cheesy Grits & toast

Loaded House Potatoes or French Fries 4.50
cheddar and pork green chili or sausage gravy

Bagel with Lox and Cream Cheese 7.00
capers, tomatoes, onions

Bowl of Granola 7.95
With Seasonal Fruit and Yogurt

Bowl of Granola 4.50
With Milk


Served on your choice of Thick Sliced Fresh Bread (Wheat, Rye, Baguette, or Bread of the Day or Gluten Free Bread ($1)
(Comes with tortilla chips or pasta salad, or French Fries for $1.25).

Add .85 extra for cheese (Cheddar, Provolone, Pepper Jack, Mozzarella, or Swiss)

Roasted Turkey, Pesto & Swiss – lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo  10

Hummus Cucumber – homemade hummus, cucumber,  lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mustard  9

Fresh Mozzarella, Tomato & Pesto 9

Albacore Tuna with Grapes and Red Onions – lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo  9

Chicken Salad with Sun-dried Cranberries & Walnuts – lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo  9.50

BLT Guacamole – as featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives, on toasted bread with mayo  10

Burgers and Hot Sandwiches
served with French Fries

½ lb. Hamburger ~ Certified Angus Beef, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard. Most people say it is the best burger in town 10.50

Santa Fe Burger ~ pepperjack cheese, salsa, guacamole, lettuce, tomato, onion 12

Farmer’s Burger ~ cheddar, bacon, grilled onions, bbq sauce, lettuce, tomato, onion 13

Bacon Cucumber Bleu Cheese Burger ~ honey dijon, lettuce, tomato, onion, delicious, refreshing 13

Hippie Burger ~ jalapenos, fried egg, bacon, thousand island, lettuce, tomato, onion 13

Buffalo Burger ~ cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and mustard 13

Southwest Black Bean Burger ~ house made patty with our fresh guacamole, lettuce, tomato, onion 10

Reuben ~ in-house slow braised Corned Beef or Turkey, sauerkraut, thousand island, swiss, grilled house rye 12

Cuban Sandwich ~ grilled slow braised pulled pork shoulder, ham, swiss, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo and mustard 11

Grilled Chicken Club ~ Red Bird chicken, house guacamole, bacon, swiss, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey dijon, house wheat bread 12

Chicken Caesar Wrap ~ crispy chicken, chopped romaine with our homemade caesar dressing, croutons and parmesan 11

Philly Steak Sandwich ~ thinly sliced sirloin, grilled onions, peppers, mushrooms, smoked provolone, house baguette 11

portobello Veggie Sandwich ~ portobello and button mushrooms, spinach, artichoke cheese spread, house baguette 11

Soups & Salads

Huge & Homemade, Served with Freshly Baked Bread
Add Red Bird grilled chicken breast or crispy chicken to any salad for $3
Dressings: Balsamic Vinaigrette, Shallot or House Vinaigrette, Ranch, Bleu Cheese, 1,000 Island

Homemade Soups Small/Large 3.95 / 4.95

Greek Salad 10
seasonal greens, tomato, cucumber, feta, kalamata olives, red onions, roasted red peppers, greek vinaigrette

Chef Salad 11
Green Salad with Hard-Boiled Egg, Cheddar, and choice of Ham, Turkey, Chicken Salad, Tuna Salad, or Grilled Red Bird Chicken Breast

Caesar Salad 9
Crisp Romaine lettuce tossed with our homemade Caesar dressing topped with fresh grated parmesan cheese
add Red Bird Chicken for 3.00

Seared Salmon Salad 13.50
Mixed greens with grilled asparagus, tomatoes, and bleu cheese, tossed with shallot vinaigrette

Spinach Toasted Walnut Salad 11
Baby spinach, seasonal greens, bacon, walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, bleu cheese, mushrooms, red onion and tomatoes with our house vinaigrette

Crispy Chicken Salad 11
Spinach and mixed greens, red onions, tomatoes, cucumbers, topped with crispy chicken tenderloins, bleu cheese and our homemade house vinaigrette

Colossal Combinations
Add 50¢ for BLTG

Half Sandwich and Green Salad 9

Sub Caesar or Greek salad for 1.50

Sub Chef, Crispy Chicken Salad or Spinach Bleu Salad for 2

Half Sandwich and Soup 9 – Not the Burgers or Hot Sandwiches, Sorry.

Green Salad and Soup 8

Full Espresso Bar
Fresh Juices & Sodas